The September fashion spread -- snapped by lensman Douglas Friedman -- sees the pint-sized reality star getting offed by designers Vera Wang, Michael Kors, Francisco Costa, Brian Atwood, and Marc Jacobs.
"I only want to kill Rachel when I don't land one of her fabulous clients for the Oscars," confides Wang, seen poisoning Zoe's cocktail. "The perfect accessory can make the difference between looking blah and totally to die for," adds a devious Kors, who is photographed burying the stylist underneath a pile of designer handbags.